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ailiskingdom:

New user interface update. “C.O.L.O.R” Tuesday. 10/21/2014. 3PM EST.

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175 Notes | Posted on October 19, 2014 Source: thisiselliz mjxlc

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed GIFs [via]

Previously: Animals Being Jerks

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

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299005 Notes | Posted on October 19, 2014 Source: best-of-memes mjxlc

white-wid0w:

nnnooooooooo

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194086 Notes | Posted on October 19, 2014 Source: dithe-r mjxlc
ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

Source / More Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

SourceMore Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

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25546 Notes | Posted on October 19, 2014 Source: ultrafacts mjxlc

"!!!"

clarknokent:

When you’re playing outside when you’re not supposed to be and your momma pull up.

clarknokent:

When you’re playing outside when you’re not supposed to be and your momma pull up.

Me during group projects

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264128 Notes | Posted on October 19, 2014 Source: heckboy aaahhpeople

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

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188828 Notes | Posted on October 19, 2014 Source: suctioning treyalterego